пятница, 28 января 2011 г.
How to Be Classy by Derek Blasberg
Несколько забавных советов от Дерека
WHAT NEVER TO HAVE IN A BAG
• Nothing used or personally consumed such as food you didn’t like and spit into a napkin, condoms, etc.
• Pictures of an ex-boyfriend or anything else stalkerish
• Drugs or illegal substances
• Stolen merchandise
• Paternity test results
• Tabloid magazines. We all read them, but let’s not own up to it in public.
• Dirt, scum, or stenches
• Worn underwear
• Imodium and/or industrial-strength laxatives, or any other intestinal narcotic. If something is wrong down there, stay home until it’s running smoothly.
• Remember: How a girl treats her bag is how she might treat a boy. (Even dirty, kinky boys draw the line somewhere.
1. I wanna hav babies w u sexy bitch.
2. [Sent at 2 a.m.] Wanna cum ova and watch TV??? Nothin funny promise.
3. Sorry to here ur gma died. Sux.
4. My fav song is “when I think about u I touch myself” Wanna kno y?
5. Baaaabe, I didn’t know she was ur friend. I was thinking of u the whole time. I love u so much.